I go to seek a Great Perhaps



why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana


1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.


THROWBACK JAMZ // if you listened to radio disney as much as i did in the early 2000s, you’ll recognize these. {LISTEN}

I love fairs. Carnival rides are awesome. But t this last one, I was so embarrassed by one of the workers that I don’t know if I’ll ever go to one again.
Me and my friends got on this ride. And the conductor started and promptly stopped the ride. He proceeded to tell me to move to an empty seat across the ride where no one was sitting. I was like okay, he can see that there’s something wrong with my seat specifically. So I did. Then he started the ride again. And stopped it. And told me I had to get off of the ride. So I did. If my weight was really preventing the seat from latching, I totally understand. Albeit, slightly embarrassed, I was understanding and got off. He started the ride a third time and, when he abruptly stopped the rise a third time, came to find that the issue actually had nothing to do with me and that he had simply been blindly guessing at what the issue was. Fuck him. Fuck the fair. I hate this.

♔ Jun 29 1 month ago · 1 note
Ding. End of Part A.
—Aka the time the entire Night Cale Fandom lost their shit
♔ Jun 20 2 months ago · 285 notes


If you are still not over Parade Day clap your hands *clap clap*

If you are still not over Parade Day clap your hands *clap clap*

If you are still not over Parade Day and the update is tomorrow

If you are still not over Parade Day clap your hands *clap clap*

♔ Jun 20 2 months ago · 449 notes

To those of you who haven’t listened to the new WTNV yet:




The 20 Best Gene Belcher Moments From ‘Bob’s Burgers’

I wish I was the monster that you think I am.
—Sylvia Plath
♔ May 12 3 months ago · 578 notes


i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else